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Sword Weapon Guide

Sir Oofie’s training sword—weak but necessary for unlocking Megabonk’s heavy hitters.

Melee Physical Beginner Unlock farming blade

Sword is free and familiar, yet it falls behind quickly. Treat it as a tool: survive long enough to gather kill counts, stack armor to avoid deaths, and tag along as a secondary once better weapons take over. Its true value is unlocking content, not clearing endgame tiers.

  • Primary purpose is completing kill milestones for Axe, Brass Knuckles, and Dexecutioner.
  • Armor upgrades keep you alive during the grind, especially on Sir Oofie.
  • Attack speed and size tomes mitigate the clunkiness just enough to finish objectives.
Unlock Default Sir Oofie starts with the sword.
Core scaling Attack Speed → Size → Damage
Kill quests 2K / 5K / 12.5K Unlock Axe, Brass Knuckles, Dexecutioner in order.
Best pilots Sir Oofie, Megachad

Sword Rank Milestones

RankAttack ArcAttack SpeedBonus
1-5Thin coneSlowBase slash
6-10Medium coneModerate+5% damage per rank
11-15Wider coneFasterAdds small knockback
16+Large coneFastAdds minor bleed on hit
  • Size Tome multiplies the arc width; invest early so swings catch more targets.
  • Attack Speed Tome is mandatory if you insist on keeping Sword past minute 10.

Core mechanic breakdown

Frontline management

Sword only hits forward—constantly reposition to avoid flankers and explosives.

Kill quest efficiency

Keep Sword in a secondary slot after unlocking Axe so passive swings continue the milestone.

Defense first

Armor and lifesteal sustain you long enough to grind kill counts safely.

Mod priority and alternatives

Must-have mods

  • Attack Speed Tome rank 9 to fix sluggish swings.
  • Size Tome rank 8 so the arc actually hits multiple enemies.
  • Health or Armor Tomes to survive melee range.

Flexible picks

  • Damage Tome once survivability is stable.
  • Lifesteal Tome for extended runs while grinding kill milestones.

Situational tech

  • Luck Tome if you want better shrine options while grinding.
  • Agility Tome when using Sword as a secondary on faster characters.

Recommended build patterns

Tank & Slash

Sir Oofie’s armor-focused setup for safe sword grinding.

Core mods

  • Armor Tome 9
  • Health Tome 8
  • Attack Speed Tome 8

Priority relics

  • Chonkplate
  • Beefy Ring
  • Spikey Shield
  • Life Steal Amplifier

Gameplay notes

  • Face tank early waves while stacking lifesteal.
  • Stay near objectives to farm steady kill streams.
  • Swap to Axe once unlocked but keep Sword equipped for passive kills.

Speed Slash Hybrid

Fixes Sword’s clunkiness with heavy attack speed investment.

Core mods

  • Attack Speed Tome 10
  • Size Tome 8
  • Damage Tome 7

Priority relics

  • Turbo Boots
  • Lightning Staff
  • Anvil
  • Quick Gauntlets

Gameplay notes

  • Pair with Lightning Staff to clear threats Sword cannot reach.
  • Weave in and out of packs, slashing as you reposition.
  • Use size shrines to widen coverage while you grind kill counts.

Efficient Farming

Unlock-focused plan that swaps weapons the moment milestones finish.

Core mods

  • XP Tome 6
  • Luck Tome 6
  • Attack Speed Tome 7

Priority relics

  • Magnet Charm
  • Experience Booster
  • Emergency Shield
  • Swap Token

Gameplay notes

  • Rush XP to level and see better shrine options.
  • Swap to Axe the moment the 2,000 kill milestone is done.
  • Keep Sword in secondary slot so incidental kills keep counting.

Synergy quick reference

Partner Synergy Usage tips Sir Oofie Armor scaling offsets melee risk. Default combination for early grind. Megachad Aura coverage protects Sword while grinding kills. Useful when you want a safer grind with passive damage. Axe Unlock sequence—use Axe as primary once available but keep Sword equipped. Ensures kill quest progress without sacrificing power. Lightning Staff Adds ranged coverage so Sword doesn’t get overwhelmed. Almost mandatory for comfortable midgame farming.

Weapon matchup comparisons

Axe

  • Edge: Sword unlocks Axe, but Axe outclasses Sword in every metric.
  • Watch for: Do not cling to Sword once Axe arrives.
  • Best when: You are still working on early milestones.

Bone

  • Edge: Sword has predictable arcs while Bone depends on bounce RNG.
  • Watch for: Bone is easier to pilot and safer overall.
  • Best when: You need melee practice or specific kill counts.

Hero Sword

  • Edge: Hero Sword adds projectiles and improved scaling.
  • Watch for: Hero Sword requires a brutal challenge—plan before attempting.
  • Best when: You crave a more capable melee weapon but still want sword gameplay.

Playstyle rhythm and details

Mind your arc

  • Always face enemies—sword only hits forward.
  • Tap movement keys between swings to adjust orientation instantly.

Farm smart

  • Target high-density waves to maximise kill count per minute.
  • Avoid explosive enemies; they punish melee misreads.

Transition early

  • As soon as Axe or Dexecutioner unlock, promote them to primary weapons.
  • Keep Sword slotted only until you finish every milestone.

Operational checklist

  • Complete 2K / 5K / 12.5K Sword kills to unlock Axe, Brass Knuckles, Dexecutioner.
  • Stack armor and lifesteal to survive melee range while grinding.
  • Pair with Lightning Staff or Bow for supplemental damage.
  • Keep Sword in secondary slots after better weapons drop.
  • Retire Sword once every milestone reward is claimed.

FAQ quick answers

Why does Sword feel so weak?

It is intentionally underpowered and meant only for early unlocks. Use it to reach milestones, then retire it.

How long does it take to unlock Dexecutioner?

Expect 8-12 medium-length runs. Speed up progress by keeping Sword equipped alongside stronger weapons.

Is there a point in investing damage tomes?

Only after you address attack speed and size. Without those fixes, damage upgrades barely connect with targets.